退休歌
                                 傾注工作四十年，節(jié)也不閑，假也不閑。     
                                 職業(yè)良心重如山，累也得干，病也得干。
                                 早盼退休這一天，得也無怨，失也無怨。     
                                 今天終于卸重擔，身也清閑，心也清閑。
                                 從此自已說了算，來也隨便，去也隨便。     
                                 陳年往事如云煙，榮也不言，辱也不言。
                                 清晨打坐加遛彎，靜也舒坦，動也舒坦。     
                                 家有藏書三千卷，早也翻翻，晚也翻翻。    
                                 以素為主粗茶飯，咸也香甜，淡也香甜。     
                                 布衣布鞋不挑揀，新也能穿，舊也能穿。     
                                 高堂老母八十三，孝也自然，敬也自然。     
                                 結(jié)發(fā)夫妻老來伴，真也永遠，情也永遠。     
                                 兒女回家繞膝前，節(jié)也來看，假也來看。     
                                 內(nèi)孫外孫一般遠，嬉也不煩，鬧也不煩。     
                                 院內(nèi)翠竹種幾竿，直也喜歡，節(jié)也喜歡。     
                                 窗臺養(yǎng)盆君子蘭，花也好看，葉也好看。     
                                 門前種個小菜園，烹也新鮮，調(diào)也新鮮。     
                                 幾只雞鴨常下蛋，炒也愛啖，腌也愛啖。  
                                 二兩小酒來佐餐，抿也悠然，品也悠然。     
                                 經(jīng)典笑話短信傳，雅也開顏，俗也開顏。     
                                 戲迷常聚沙河邊，唱也心歡，聽也心歡。     
                                 親戚朋友多串串，富也相安，貧也相安。     
                                 人龍逍遙兩論壇，這也玩玩，那也玩玩。     
                                 明道修真悟三玄，道也鉆研，易也鉆研。 
                                 百字道文日一篇，老也談談，莊也談談。   
                                 得暇問道訪名山，宮也轉(zhuǎn)轉(zhuǎn)，觀也轉(zhuǎn)轉(zhuǎn)。
                                 塵心消盡道心寬，名也看淡，利也看淡。     
                                 養(yǎng)老薪水花不完，吃也有錢，喝也有錢。     
                                 子孫纏繞福無邊，煩也心甜，擾也心甜。
                                 無憂無慮養(yǎng)天年，順也樂觀，困也樂觀。 
                                 退休生活似神仙，福也無邊，壽也無邊。